Innocent By-smeller

So on the way to work this morning I had to drive past a dead skunk in the road. It must have been pretty fresh, because I had to roll down the windows after. I can still smell it, and all I did was drive by it. I can't imagine what the car that hit it must smell like. That's a crime that wouldn't exactly require CSI to solve.

"So, which car hit the skunk?"

(Sniff) "Not that one." (Sniff) "No, not that one either." (Sniff) "YAIIEEEEAARRGGHHH!"

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