Don't Pick at It!

The three most apt food names:

1 Odeng (It’s a Korean food; basically, it’s a fish hot dog. Whenever I had to eat one, I said, “O dang…”)

2. Watermelon (That pretty much tells you everything you need to know.)

3. Leg of lamb (It’s nice that nobody tried to soften this up by calling it “an L-bone steak” or something.)

The three least apt food names:

1. Tiger shrimp (These, I imagine, aren’t exactly dangerous to handle.)

2. Cranberries (They definitely don’t evoke the exclamation, “Yummy! Berries!”)

3. Mr. Goodbar (Mr. So-So Bar didn’t do it for the marketing guys.)