Moral Compass

On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 1 being “afraid to step on a blade of grass” and 10 being “I’m gonna kill everyone!”), how bad is it if I were to warm up my car in the morning for 10 minutes before coming to work?

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)en said…
It took me forever to figure out what you meant. On a scale of fear? On a scale of fear and then psychopath?? I don't understand how they relate. Scale of mental disorders?? Anyway, then i understood. i say totally do it. Driving in a frozen car sucks. Just do some extra recycling or something. It'll all even out.
December 16, 2008 at 9:25 AM
Joel said…
Sorry, I meant a scale of evil, since eco-sins are now among the top evil things you can do, according to today's trends.
December 16, 2008 at 9:27 AM
The Kyles said…
as long as you are warming up your hybrid. I think you're ok.
December 16, 2008 at 12:27 PM
A Bunch of Roaches said…
What's worse, getting in an accident because your windows are frosty and your hands are numb or poking 1 cm of a hole into the ozone?
December 18, 2008 at 9:28 AM
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