My Creative Contribution to the World Today

Todd, you really put the “odd” in “Todd.”

(He made me post this. The rest of you have my apologies.)

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Jer said…
I refuse your apology! I want those 5 seconds of my life back!
January 30, 2009 at 2:06 PM
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