Things I Won't Do Willingly

Watch a musical

Eat onions

Watch, discuss, or otherwise participate in any activity relating to American Idol

Repeat myself

Pay for a gym membership

Wear blue slacks

Repeat myself

Go grocery shopping

Play an actual game of basketball

Read any book with a pink cover

Comments

A Bunch of Roaches said…
Eat pancakes
Watch any of the Die Hard movies
Go Bungee Jumping
Wash dishes
Mow the yard
Exercise...but I should...
February 13, 2009 at 8:25 PM
Anonymous said…
You won't go grocery shopping? John and I have great fun doing that. It's practically a date. You must not be doing it right.
Totally agree with you on American Idol.
Don't judge a book by it's cover? Who knows, there's always something to learn =-p
February 16, 2009 at 7:51 AM
Jer said…
Watch a musical
Fail. Musicals rule.

Eat onions
agreed.

Watch, discuss, or otherwise participate in any activity relating to American Idol
even William Hung?

Repeat myself
what?

Pay for a gym membership
because it's too easy to just sneak in.

Wear blue slacks
Homer Simpson blue or Navy blue?

Repeat myself
come again?

Go grocery shopping
yeah, who needs food?

Play an actual game of basketball
as opposed to a fake one?

Read any book with a pink cover
except maybe these two:
Don't be THAT girl
Knock yourself up
February 16, 2009 at 2:01 PM
Erin Stones said…
A gym membership is the best thing I have ever done for myself as a mother! It's a stress reliever- seriously you should try it!
February 17, 2009 at 9:43 AM
)en said…
...and you will be a great mother too.

Ok, I like Jer's critiques. Here are mine:

eat onions: fail. You should have grown out of this by now, Joel.

Watch a musical: agree. Although i have done it before, willingly. But now, i'm highly resistant.

Wear blue slacks: understandable.

Go grocery shopping: sometimes it's fun, sometimes i hate it. I hate doing it by myself, that's for sure.

All the others, i don't have a real opinion on. Good day.
February 17, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, you couldn't get white onions because of the war; all you could get...

Do you ever get stuck in a conversation that you can’t get out of? I’m not talking about those times when you have to be somewhere else or there’s a rational need to leave, but rather those times when, with every word the other person utters (it’s typically just a two-person conversation), your brain threatens to escape your body and make a break for it. All you can do is try to play some old TV theme songs in your head, or maybe design circuits if you’re the engineering type, all the while searching for an opportunity to escape. Now I’m boring myself just thinking about those situations.
Read more

Thirty Thoughts

1. Is that more hair in the shower drain every morning? 2. What's the big deal? It's just a number with a zero at the end. Why should we consider that significant? 3. Am I still allowed to wear shorts? 4. I need to buy a house within the next five years or we won't have it paid off by retirement age. Then again, my generation won't be able to retire until age 80, so I shouldn't worry. 5. I really should be eating more green, leafy vegetables. If I leave potatoes in the fridge long enough, will that count? 6. Going back to school is getting less and less likely. Then again, sending kids to school will be enough trauma. 7. At least I no longer look like I'm 12, which I did until I was about 23. 8. I will never wear my cell phone on my belt. 9. For some reason, there's a big difference between having a kid and having kid s . 10. You kids get off the lawn! 11. I wonder when my memory will start to go. 12. Inside of me beats the heart of an 18-year-old. At leas...
Read more

Moral Compass

On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 1 being “afraid to step on a blade of grass” and 10 being “I’m gonna kill everyone!”), how bad is it if I were to warm up my car in the morning for 10 minutes before coming to work?
Read more