Sym-pathetic
I've posted about sympathy cards before, and Nathan and I were talking the other day about some more creative things you could write in them. Here is part of our conversation:
me: Maybe I’ll start writing “happy birthday” in sympathy cards...
nathan: “Bummer, dude.”
nathan: “It could have been you.”
me: “Next time it will probably be you.”
nathan: “I give you permission to cry on someone’s shoulder, just not mine”
me: “If you ever wanted to commit a crime, do it now while you’re emotionally distressed. The jury will be more lenient.”
nathan: “I am sure you will see your loved one again, because the zombie apocalypse is just around the corner.”
me: “Free!”
nathan: “I’ll bet your uncle left you something nice like a collection of paisley ties or some sturdy TV dinner trays. If you’re lucky, you might even get his 1978 Lincoln Continental with that sweet Corinthian leather trim!”
me: “Sure, it’s bad for you. But think of the morticians who need work in these trying economic times!”
nathan: “You could make a killing on the black market. But you’ll have to act fast!”
me: Maybe I’ll start writing “happy birthday” in sympathy cards...
nathan: “Bummer, dude.”
nathan: “It could have been you.”
me: “Next time it will probably be you.”
nathan: “I give you permission to cry on someone’s shoulder, just not mine”
me: “If you ever wanted to commit a crime, do it now while you’re emotionally distressed. The jury will be more lenient.”
nathan: “I am sure you will see your loved one again, because the zombie apocalypse is just around the corner.”
me: “Free!”
nathan: “I’ll bet your uncle left you something nice like a collection of paisley ties or some sturdy TV dinner trays. If you’re lucky, you might even get his 1978 Lincoln Continental with that sweet Corinthian leather trim!”
me: “Sure, it’s bad for you. But think of the morticians who need work in these trying economic times!”
nathan: “You could make a killing on the black market. But you’ll have to act fast!”
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