Things I Never Get Sick Of

We all go a little crazy eating the same thing for lunch every day, or the millionth time they play that one song on the radio. Except sometimes we don’t. Why is it that some things can provide us with enjoyment for years and years, while others don’t? I have no idea. But here are a few of my perpetual enjoyments.

  • Listening to They Might Be Giants

  • Root beer floats

  • Watching old episodes of Red Dwarf

  • Telling that joke about the duck and the grapes

  • Bowling on the Wii


What are yours?

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