The Pun War Goes Global

Michael was telling me to submit our last pun war to So Much Pun. And that led to Round 2. We started off with Africa, and then… things kind of went off the rails. Seriously, I LOVE puns, and some of these make absolutely no sense. But it was Friday afternoon. Consider yourself warned.


Michael: Kenya do it? Or do you not want to?

Michael: You Rwanda punch in the face huh?

Joel: Hey, we Congo outside any time you want.

Michael: You really want Togo?

Michael: Uganda lose!

Joel: What’s a Malia with you?

Michael: I’m gunna Steven Senegal your butt!

Joel: And you’re Ghana see what happens when I get Madagascar!

Joel: Oh, I've been meaning to ask you about your car. I was thinking of getting a Sudan like that.

Michael: You and Somalia friends can come at me and I’ll still beat you up!

Joel: In a fight I’m like a Tanzanian devil

Michael: And my car? Harry Potter showed up and used his stupid Rwanda and made it fly away.

Michael: Thats Libyating

Joel: Wow, Uganda go with that pun?

Michael: OH MAN, you Guinea get it!

Joel: I’ll tell Bill to grab his Cameroon, to take pictures of your black eyes.

Michael: Imma kick Djibouti and Bill’s Cameroon

Joel: Don't Gambia with your life like this. It’s not worth it.

Michael: I Congo through with it if I want. It’s my life.

Michael: I Benin the back all day just ready to strike.

Joel: You ain’t nothin but a little Chad when it comes to fighting.

Michael: There is Norway you know how good of a fighter I am

Michael: I’m gunna Russia so fast you won’t know what hit you

Joel: What kinda Angola you workin, changing continents like that?

Michael: Serbia right

Michael: Ukraine cry all you want

Joel: I've got some New Zealand I'm totally going to win!

Michael: Italy a long time before you ever win a fight

Joel: You're such a Laos for saying that.

Michael: I Andorra your spunk, but that was mean

Joel: That's what you get. Frankly, I’m starting to wonder if Uruguay. Oh, yes. I went there.

Michael: You Singapore song there, mate.

Michael: Here you are, all Sweden you go and say something like that

Joel: I wouldn’t want to Austriacize you, though.

Michael: You dishonor your Suriname

Joel: I'm sorry this has been such a Spainful conversation for you.

Michael: Tuvalu nothing anymore

Joel: There’s Norway you're going to win.

Michael: You want Tibet?

Michael: You and Bill are a Paraguays

Joel: That's Chile, man

Michael: Mon, golia home and just stay there

Michael: I'm sorry. I feel like I have been very Malaysias

Michael: We should be nice and get donuts, Lesotho's want to go with us too...then they can

Joel: Yemen, that’s a good idea

Joel: Something with a lot of Greece

Michael: Hmmm....all that talk is Jamaican me hungry

Michael: As long as we don’t get all Comoros after

Joel: Or Iceland cream

Michael: Or Aruba'n sandwich

Michael: I can Belize we have been talking like this for so long

Joel: If Italy the number of puns, I'm sure it would be huge.

Michael: You are a smart Guyana know how to count to!

Joel: You're too kind. Would you like a Tunisia sandwich?

Michael: I Guatemalow if you wanna make smores

Michael: We really have Guam off the edge with this whole conversation

Joel: I've got some ribbon over here. You should Taiwan in your hair. You'd look so pretty.

Michael: You are Guinea make me mad again

Michael: Iran from ribbon my whole life. Maybe I should try it

Michael: We could go get shakes or Malta's

Michael: We can take a Poland see what people want to do

Joel: On second thought, I'm not Hungary.

Michael: Syrias?

Michael: Ukraine tell me sooner next time.
Joel: Well, it’s really a money issue. I Singapore man’s song.

Joel: And don’t mention how bad that last pun was, or I’ll Estonia.

Michael: I will hit you with Iraq before you hit me

Joel: Denmark it off of my final score.

Michael: I will, and will play you a Qatar song as well

Joel: I didn't know you played, but I Bolivia

Michael: Peeru you stink

Joel: It’s too hot in my Cubacle


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