Musings of a Fatigued Mind

My most interesting thoughts seem to come to me in that couple of minutes between the time my alarm goes off and I get in the shower. The thoughts also seem to be more bizarre the more tired I am. This morning I was wondering what it would be like if there were a holy war between those with "innie" belly buttons vs. those with "outie" belly buttons. Those who don't really have either would try to be neutral but would be impressed into service as slaves for one side or the other. I predict it would lead to the end of humanity.

I just looked it up, and apparently only 10% of people have outies. So maybe it wouln't be a fair war after all.