me: I (possibly) have jury duty next week
nathan: Oh, I haven't heard anything from them.
I guess people just hate me.
Pretty depressing when you don't even qualify for jury duty.
me: I just want what we all want—the opportunity to condemn someone to be executed. And in the end, isn’t that the American dream?
I see you as someone having a more active role in the proceedings than just a juror anyway.
nathan: Well, I hope your dream of condemning a man to death eventually comes true.
me: That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me