The Pun War Goes Global
Michael was telling me to submit our last pun war to So Much Pun. And that led to Round 2. We started off with Africa, and then… things kind of went off the rails. Seriously, I LOVE puns, and some of these make absolutely no sense. But it was Friday afternoon. Consider yourself warned.
Michael: Kenya do it? Or do you not want to?
Michael: You Rwanda punch in the face huh?
Joel: Hey, we Congo outside any time you want.
Michael: You really want Togo?
Michael: Uganda lose!
Joel: What’s a Malia with you?
Michael: I’m gunna Steven Senegal your butt!
Joel: And you’re Ghana see what happens when I get Madagascar!
Joel: Oh, I've been meaning to ask you about your car. I was thinking of getting a Sudan like that.
Michael: You and Somalia friends can come at me and I’ll still beat you up!
Joel: In a fight I’m like a Tanzanian devil
Michael: And my car? Harry Potter showed up and used his stupid Rwanda and made it fly away.
Michael: Thats Libyating
Joel: Wow, Uganda go with that pun?
Michael: OH MAN, you Guinea get it!
Joel: I’ll tell Bill to grab his Cameroon, to take pictures of your black eyes.
Michael: Imma kick Djibouti and Bill’s Cameroon
Joel: Don't Gambia with your life like this. It’s not worth it.
Michael: I Congo through with it if I want. It’s my life.
Michael: I Benin the back all day just ready to strike.
Joel: You ain’t nothin but a little Chad when it comes to fighting.
Michael: There is Norway you know how good of a fighter I am
Michael: I’m gunna Russia so fast you won’t know what hit you
Joel: What kinda Angola you workin, changing continents like that?
Michael: Serbia right
Michael: Ukraine cry all you want
Joel: I've got some New Zealand I'm totally going to win!
Michael: Italy a long time before you ever win a fight
Joel: You're such a Laos for saying that.
Michael: I Andorra your spunk, but that was mean
Joel: That's what you get. Frankly, I’m starting to wonder if Uruguay. Oh, yes. I went there.
Michael: You Singapore song there, mate.
Michael: Here you are, all Sweden you go and say something like that
Joel: I wouldn’t want to Austriacize you, though.
Michael: You dishonor your Suriname
Joel: I'm sorry this has been such a Spainful conversation for you.
Michael: Tuvalu nothing anymore
Joel: There’s Norway you're going to win.
Michael: You want Tibet?
Michael: You and Bill are a Paraguays
Joel: That's Chile, man
Michael: Mon, golia home and just stay there
Michael: I'm sorry. I feel like I have been very Malaysias
Michael: We should be nice and get donuts, Lesotho's want to go with us too...then they can
Joel: Yemen, that’s a good idea
Joel: Something with a lot of Greece
Michael: Hmmm....all that talk is Jamaican me hungry
Michael: As long as we don’t get all Comoros after
Joel: Or Iceland cream
Michael: Or Aruba'n sandwich
Michael: I can Belize we have been talking like this for so long
Joel: If Italy the number of puns, I'm sure it would be huge.
Michael: You are a smart Guyana know how to count to!
Joel: You're too kind. Would you like a Tunisia sandwich?
Michael: I Guatemalow if you wanna make smores
Michael: We really have Guam off the edge with this whole conversation
Joel: I've got some ribbon over here. You should Taiwan in your hair. You'd look so pretty.
Michael: You are Guinea make me mad again
Michael: Iran from ribbon my whole life. Maybe I should try it
Michael: We could go get shakes or Malta's
Michael: We can take a Poland see what people want to do
Joel: On second thought, I'm not Hungary.
Michael: Ukraine tell me sooner next time.
Joel: Well, it’s really a money issue. I Singapore man’s song.
Joel: And don’t mention how bad that last pun was, or I’ll Estonia.
Michael: I will hit you with Iraq before you hit me
Joel: Denmark it off of my final score.
Michael: I will, and will play you a Qatar song as well
Joel: I didn't know you played, but I Bolivia
Michael: Peeru you stink
Joel: It’s too hot in my Cubacle