Why It's Great to Be a Boy

Once upon a time, all was quiet in Farmer Brown's barnyard...
Little did they know, they were being watched.



When all was still, the attack began.

The pig was the first to go.


Then, consumed by bloodlust, the velociraptor continued its attack, slaughtering every living thing in its path.
Its work finished, the dinosaur paused to stand triumphantly among the carnage. Its thirst for destruction was satisfied... for now.


Comments

Ann said…
those are the times when I am so glad I have lots and lots of GIRLS :)
December 26, 2009 at 7:13 PM
Anonymous said…
so cute and i'm not a boy...just out reading the blogs :-)

have a super day!
December 28, 2009 at 1:29 PM
)en said…
ahh.. so great. you just can't beat a velociraptor.
December 30, 2009 at 9:46 AM
Krista said…
While at my house the 3 princesses (Ariel, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty) have moved into our nativity to keep the 3 kinds company.
January 2, 2010 at 8:14 PM
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