Redhead

People always always ask us where Allison got her red hair. Here are some responses I'm considering:

"Her DNA, of course."

"The milkman."

"Huh, I never noticed the red hair."

"The box called it 'Autumn Sunset.'"

"She got switched at birth. We're just taking care of here while we look for our real baby."

"Babywigs.com"

What else could we say?

Comments

Todd said…
"Don't worry about it!"
August 11, 2010 at 6:14 AM
Jer said…
Jer had red hair once upon a time.
August 11, 2010 at 7:07 AM
Lizzy said…
We tell everyone Cherith's red highlights are from her Great-Grandma Gray, or at least everyone said it was once red...she went completely gray by 16.
August 12, 2010 at 8:59 AM
Kaitlyn Adams said…
Both of my parents have dark brown hair, there's only one distant relative of ours that has red hair, but two out of my three sisters and I have red hair...that question will never go away.

...We've used the milkman one too.
August 16, 2010 at 5:04 AM
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October 1, 2010 at 2:11 AM
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