Get Rich Quick

Okay, in terms of "the good of humanity" and all that, it's important to cure diseases like cancer. But if you want to help improve the quality of life for a larger portion of the population, and invigorate the economy, someone please figure out a way to safely tranquilize children at night. Whoever does that will become a billionaire overnight, I guarantee.

3 comments:

Lizzy said...

What I have been saying for 7 years. Children's Valium. I want it, and then I want to create a time machine and give me some 7 years ago as well.

)en said...

Joel, what are you doing? Why are you keeping your kids up at night? Let them sleep, geez.

John said...

It's called Nyquil.