Things You May Not Know about Me
I have never worked in fast food or had any job involving serving food.
My favorite brand of pens is Pilot.
I am not double-jointed.
I firmly believe that nobody is ever as busy as they claim to be (especially, back in my single days, all those girls…)
Last night I dreamed that my eyeball was “deflating.”
When I was a kid, I injured myself so often that my parents had to take me to different emergency rooms so nobody would suspect them of beating me.
The first book I remember owning was Clues in the Woods by Peggy Parish.
I can make sweet pickles out of watermelon rinds.
I secretly want to give my kids Greek names like Apollo and Prometheus.
I actually did once see an unidentified flying object.