Mr. Stapler

I have the greatest electric stapler I use at work. At first I thought it was a weird luxury, but I really do staple a lot of things during the day. So when mine stopped working the other day, I was saddened and distressed. But it's back up and running today, after I tinkered with it (no, it was not just unplugged). Maybe I should name it. What's a good name for a stapler?

Comments

)en said…
off the top of my head...

Mr. Stick-it. maybe that's better for tape?

Mr. Stapleson/Stapleton (<-- would work well if you had to replace him and then could name the others.. Mr. Stapleton III, for example)

Jaws of Death

Stew/Steve/Stan the Stapler
November 29, 2007 at 1:32 PM
Nathan Mulford said…
Johnny Be Staple
Baron Von Meistersinger
Luke
Gregory
Robert Sandstrom
Harold Butcher
Larry Devonshire
Jim Baxtor
or something ordinary like
The Staplenator
November 30, 2007 at 10:45 AM
Joel said…
Larry Devonshire sounds right, for some irrational reason. But Mr. Stapleton is good, too...
November 30, 2007 at 11:12 AM
Kaitlyn said…
Rename it Phil Jackson.
August 7, 2009 at 4:48 PM
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