Alarm

Look, politicians. Your TV, internet, print, and radio ads are invasive enough. The last thing I need is for you to be hanging around in my dreams at night. I don’t know how you did it last night, Bill and Hillary, but I demand that you cease all appropriation of my sleep. Just let me get back to my usual dreams of winning the Super Bowl with Batman.

Thanks.

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