Just Add Wrath

Here are a few ways to earn instant death at my hand (in no particular order):

Use the phrase "sure can't" or "sure don't." For example:
"Could you lend me a dollar?"
"I sure can't!"
As soon as you hear the word "sure" you think the person is agreeing, and it takes a minute to realize you were just denied.

Using the word "dog" in any context aside from a literal reference to the animal, especially in social contexts such as "What's up, dog?" And don't even get me started on "dawg" or "dogg."

Call me "big guy."

Commission my father to create a sword, refuse to pay him, and murder him in front of me.

1 comments:

Jen said...

more, more!