A Glimpse at the Male Mentality

Here's a conversation I had with my friend Nathan this morning.

me: Maybe I could catch leprosy before Saturday and miss the whole thing

nathan: I could come break your legs.
Or send someone to do it for me. I know a guy.

me: You're a true friend

nathan: Excellent

me: Am I supposed to tip him?

nathan: Well he does like souvenirs but he usually only collects those from bigger jobs.

me: So I should probably just offer him a glass of water


(By the way, this is post #500, for anyone who's counting. Yippee!)

1 comments:

A Bunch of Roaches said...

Congratulations on #500. I'm still shaking my head over your post.