A Glimpse at the Male Mentality
me: Maybe I could catch leprosy before Saturday and miss the whole thing
nathan: I could come break your legs.
Or send someone to do it for me. I know a guy.
me: You're a true friend
me: Am I supposed to tip him?
nathan: Well he does like souvenirs but he usually only collects those from bigger jobs.
me: So I should probably just offer him a glass of water
(By the way, this is post #500, for anyone who's counting. Yippee!)