Goodbye Money Problems

I just had a great idea. I could legally change my name to Comcast. Then I could steal the checks from people's mailboxes when they mail their bills (some people still do it) and cash them; after all, they would be written to me.*

*This post is in no way an endorsement of illegal activity; it's just an acknowledgement of a theoretical crime someone somewhere could possibly potentially think about maybe committing.


Krista said...

You be Comcast and I'll be Qwest. Qwest is totally cooler sounding. Qwest Rail. Sweet.