Save Your Breath
There are some things you should never say, because no matter how true they may be, nobody will believe you. Here are some examples.
1. I’m not stupid!
2. No, that dress does not make you look fat.
3. Of course I’m over 21, I just forgot my ID!
4. Reality shows are the greatest! (Okay, some people will believe this. See item #1.)
5. The sugar-free kind tastes just like the regular kind.
6. I thought the speed limit on this road was 50, officer.
Can you think of any others?