Watch Yourself

I wear a watch on my right arm, which makes sense to me, since I’m left-handed. The strange thing is that most left-handers still wear a watch on their left arm. I guess that sort of makes me double-weird. Anyway, the metal band of the watch sometimes snags on my arm hairs, so if I take off the watch I can see that the little hairs where the watch sits are shorter than the rest of the hairs on my arm.