Hankerin' for Hangers

I’ve heard that hangers seem to multiply in the closet, until you have way more hangers than clothes. It seems to be one of those ideas in the public consciousness, like losing socks in the dryer. Well, I must say that this is one thing that doesn’t apply to me. In fact, I bet a small percentage of the population, including me, seem to mysteriously lose hangers. That’s probably why the rest of you keep finding them. There’s some weird closet-specific geographic displacement field transporting my hangers into your closet. Maybe I’ll start writing my name and phone number on my hangers. Give me a call if they turn up.

2 comments:

Jar said...

I lose hangers too! I end up stealing them from others sometimes. (maybe I'm the sole cause of the hanger shortage!)

All I know is that when I do my laundry, I always have 3 or 4 shirts that have to be folded and set on the dresser, because there aren't enough hangers for them...

Turbo said...

I'm a hanger loser as well . . . and I don't think I could have said that any better.