Personal Neologisms

Butt Crack n.: The small opening at the top of the car window allowing smokers to dislodge the ash from the tip of a cigarette

What words do you secretly use to describe things?

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Jar said…
Cop Out:
v.: To avoid a police officer you know is going to pull you over for speeding by switching lanes and exiting the freeway.

n.: Joel's latest blog entry.
September 18, 2007 at 10:05 AM
Jen said…
pineapple bone: the center portion of the pineapple that is apparently inedible.

banana wax: the gross stuff that remains on your teeth and mouth when you eat a banana that is not ripe enough.

snain: really wet, rainy snow coming down fast, but not necessarily with wind (which would be sleet). (in jen's dictionary)

the forbidden hour: 4:00am. Too early to wake up, and too late to still be up.

wait, is that what i call it? forbidden? why? hmm.. i'll have to think about that one.

I think I have many, many more, weirdly.
September 18, 2007 at 10:33 AM
Joel said…
I actually really like to eat the pineapple bone. So far it has never gotten caught in my throat.
September 18, 2007 at 10:47 AM
Brooke said…
craptastic (adj) um, it just means very crappy. Try using it--it's really satisfying.
September 18, 2007 at 6:09 PM
Jen said…
Same here!

http://www.artisfree.com/jenslog/2006/02/ill-chew-on-pineapple-bone.html
September 18, 2007 at 10:29 PM
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