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Like it or not, your car makes a statement about you. Here’s an accurate guide I just made up to what some of those statements are.
New Corvette: I have money and I like fast cars.
New BMW: I have a lot of money and I like German cars.
Hummer: I demand that you acknowledge my presence! Out of the way, mortals!
Cadillac Escalade: I demand that you acknowledge my riches! Worship me, impecunious masses!
Honda Accord/Toyota Camry: I have no will of my own.