In the Drink

I'm going ice fishing tomorrow. So if I don't post anything next week, you'll know it's because I'm lying frozen on the bottom of the lake. In the unlikely event of my passing, I expect a series of witty eulogies in the comments section of this entry, including bad poetry containing lines like this:

Behold the lake hath now become a tomb
And lured this moron to his final doom

Oh, and somebody should perform "Ice Ice Baby" at the funeral.

Comments

Jer said…
Dibbs on "Ice, Ice"!
January 11, 2008 at 1:04 PM
)en said…
i've spent the last 20 minutes or so trying to think of some good ice puns or whatever. The only thing i've come up with is asking if you need any suggestions for discussion topics that would be good ICE BREAKERS. Get it? Because if the ice... aaah. have a good time.
January 11, 2008 at 4:37 PM
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