Most Bizarre Post Ever
Today, dear reader, I would like to draw your attention to an age-old unanswerable question. It’s a quandary which has plagued even the most sagacious among us for centuries. I refer, of course, to the question of blondes vs. brunettes.
Before we begin, let me qualify things by mentioning that this only applies to women, as I’m not fit to judge the attractiveness of men beyond basic standards of hygiene. And we’re going to leave redheads out of this, because this theory doesn’t seem to apply to them.
My theory is that blondes have a narrower range of attractiveness that starts above the minimum attractiveness of brunettes but does not extend to the maximum attractiveness of brunettes. Stated another way, brunettes have the potential to be much better- or worse-looking than blondes. Here’s a graphic illustrating the point.
Those of you who have not yet skipped down to leave a comment questioning my sanity are probably wondering where in the world this came from. The answer is that I have no idea. It’s just one of those things my mind came up with when I was playing video games or doing something else that didn’t give my brain anything to do. So I suppose the real lesson here is that you should always be challenging your brain, or you never know what it will go off and do without you.
This does beg an actual question, though. What physical feature (let’s keep this G-rated, kids) attracts you to someone?