Things I Know That I Probably Shouldn’t (or Wish I Didn’t)

The word “gusset”

Who Strawberry Shortcake is

The colonel’s secret blend of 12 herbs and spices (I can’t tell you or he’ll kill me from beyond the grave)

Why bad things happen to good people

What it feels like to get a root canal

The lyrics to “(Everything I Do) I Do It for You”

What common household product contains methylchloroisothiazolinone

What do you know?