A Story

Once upon a time, my wife had a cell phone.










Eventually, the phone stopped working.








So I decided to get her a new phone (and one for me, too).









Phones are expensive.











But Verizon Wireless lets you upgrade every two years for free.












So I ordered her a phone on their website, but it didn’t work.








So I called and placed the order with a friendly customer service agent.








Then I found out that they were sending the order to the wrong address (which I had double-checked when I sent the order).










After 7 emails and a 40-minute phone call, they are sending the phones by overnight shipping, at no charge.












The end.

3 comments:

ATH79 said...

You should write children's books. Loved the happy/sad faces. haha

A Bunch of Roaches said...

Why is it always so complicated when it comes to cell phones?

Jer said...

The sprinkles contain sodium benzoate. (that's bad)